FAQ#4-evil eye

FAQ#4 How do you ward off the evil eye?

Actually, I have never gotten this question, but here is my answer anyway.

I have noticed that new trucks and buses often have two black, dirty rags fluttering from the tailpipes. These are here, of course, to keep you from looking too admiringly at the driver's new vehicle. You see, this look could turn you green with envy and cause you to give the driver the evil eye.

Everyone knows that when someone gives another an evil eye, bad accidents usually happen. Don't be fooled into believing that accidents happen because of bad driving, speeding or ignoring all rules of the road. You can't afford to take chances, so a good luck charm hanging from the rearview mirror is a neccessity.

There are a variety of these charms. Most of the Muslims prefer worry beads. The more expensive the car, the more expensive the worry beads.

Of course, being the proud Canadian that I am, my good luck charm is a shiny maple leaf .

Only 8 more shopping days until Ramadan. You can get a great deal on Chevys this week at the pre-Ramadan sale at Ali and Son's motors. (this is true....I just heard the ad on the radio)