In addition to Dotun, I also must have a bodyguard on team "Driving Miss Juli". David's bodyguards are all the big burly guys that eat nails for lunch, while I pretty much have the B-team. They like long walks on the beach and poetry. At the slightest sign of trouble my bodyguards could easily run the 100 yard dash in record time...in the opposite direction. The only deterrent I can count on is their body odor which could repel most kidnappers in a 5 mile radius. If I go out with a friend and we take her car and driver, then I have to BYOB (Bring your own Bodyguard). I seem to have a new one every day and I've given up learning all their names so to make things easy, I call them all Kevin.
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Okay I have two questions????
1) Are they calling you "Whitney" and 2) What are you doing up at this hour?? So glad to see the new posts - you keep me laughing. Our house remodel is definitely not funny anymore! xxoo jenny
You ALREADY have a FRIEND??? Tell us more about Nigeria and the people. Sounds like you feel safe!
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