
All this talk about fasting just makes me hungry and thirsty.
When I was home this summer, a beautiful thing happened. I got an urgent text message from the oldest daughter. At long last, Pepsi Max was available in the USA at Wal-Mart. We had been drinking it overseas for years and could never understand why it wasn't available back home. I would even bring it back in my suitcase for the girls. They would lock it away only to be enjoyed at a very special occasion and couldn't have been happier than if I had brought jewelry or perfume. Why couldn't we get in it the USA? Had the FDA not approved it...was it a threat to national security?
Finally it has arrived. What makes it so much better than Diet Coke (words I never thought I would utter) and Diet Pepsi??? Three things...first, double the caffeine....second, a special chemical that makes aspartame taste better...and third, the secret ingredient...ginseng. That's right...it's gotta be good for you if it has ginseng in it.
A while back I sent an article around about how a woman had died after drinking from a can of Coke that had rat urine on it. Now I find out that it is not true....but it was on the Internet, how could that be? I think I'm still going to wash my Pepsi Max cans...just in case the ginseng is not enough to protect me.
This makes me happy AND makes my palms sweat too. Do you recognize any of these places? http://youtube.com/watch?v=tT8jA_pps3o
3 comments:
Love the dancing man on You Tube... drinking Pepsi Max makes me dance like that!
- Christie
um escuuuuuse me! It was I, your YOUNGEST daughter, who broke the glorious news about Pepsi Max!
I dance like that when I have to pee!
The Rat
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